On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:53:02 +0000, Charlotte L. Blackmer did the cha-cha,
Post by Charlotte L. BlackmerPost by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish InquisitionOn Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:35:12 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries sat in thee
Post by Rhonda Lea Kirk FriesPost by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish InquisitionOn Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:58:01 -0700, BrentArmstrong sat in thee Comfee
Post by B***@hotmail.comAfer 3 sex change operations because she had gender identity issues,
Stupid Bookman committed his final act.
Stpid Bookman won't be posting anymore on Usenet.
She died.
It's true.
<sigh>
Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish InquisitionWell, look who's back! Do you still hate being called "Dogfucker",
Dogfucker?
a. What made you decide that Brent Armstrong is miguel? He has never
denied being himself when he used another identity--a tactic that you
endorse as legitimate, btw--but he has denied being Brent Armstrong,
Yes, so he has. I continue in my disbelief of his denials. Kooks _lie_.
Hey, wow, thanks for calling me a kook, dude.
...Sorry, never noticed you weighing on the matter in until now, at least
not this year.
If you say so. I never thought "Brent" was anything but a miguel sock from
the first time I saw the former, but if you know they're two different
people, fine. A bit weird for them both to be obsessed with Bookman, and
to know each other IRL, but WTF, Bush is still president, and that's
weirder. Say, do you know if their subject line is accurate? I just
naturally assumed it was the usual k00ky bullshit, but since you know
them, you might know that.
Post by Charlotte L. BlackmerSpeaking of obsessions that don't die, being PWN3D by people that aren't
there, and old time kookiness from a.f.o-j.s.*, I note that Karen "Kat"
Anderson is getting a lot of play in auk and is up to her usual stupidity.
I'm thinking of putting her up for the Busted Urinal because she's been
like this for a long time.
Now she's up for the UBS...
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer* I suppose that the Bookman schtick started then, but I was too busy
laughing my ass off that the No-Jays thought I was Kat and seeing them
take the "100% NOT GUILTY" bait.
The radio hams think I'm Leslie "The Apostle" Paulin now. I may die
laughing.
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"They could hear the aria and whistle it" -- Yeah, poor blacks in the
late 19th/early 20th centuries sure would have gone to operas all the
time, Aggie! Message-ID:
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"RUBBISH! Italian opera makes reference to RECORDED GREEK HISTORY!
Calling with folklore is like calling the Napoleonic wars folklore or
Julius Caesar folklore.
"Greece does not have folk music and it does not have folklore." --
Clearly, Greek mythology was made up by archaeologists and
anthropologists in the past two centuries. Isn't that right, Aggie?
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"Folklore is a 19th Century Romanticist Art Music genre." -- Aggie re-
defines the Brothers Grimm as musicians, in Message-ID:
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"Folk music is by definition Irish pop music. Specifically Irish pop
music influenced by Eastern European dance music." -- Agamemnon owes me
a head injury for that. Message-ID:
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"Rave and Trance on technical grounds should be classified as classical
music." -- Aggie the musical expert, in Message-ID:
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"Bluegrass is African American. Actually its origin is French just like
Rap, but it has nothing to do with Folk. Folk is Irish pop music
concocted in the 50's and 60's which uses instruments that weren't
invented until the 30's." -- And rock, of course, was first made by
Greeks, as Agamemnon will assert. Message-ID:
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"WRONG! The plays of Aristophanes prove that the overwhelming majority
of Athenians were straight and idiogenogamotics were ridiculed as either
being effeminate or only doing kologamosis in return for political or
financial favours. If this was not so then Aristophanes would not have
mocked the politicians in the front seats as boy fuckers (kologamosis
with young boys will illegal in ancient Athens and those engaging in it
were banned from holding elected office) or made numerous bum gags, or
brought naked girls on stage for an all male audience to represent peace
or written plays featuring female prostitutes. Hellenistic romantic
fiction such as the Aethiopica also disproves your claims that women
were only regarded as baby making machines. Menanders Dyskolos also
disproves your claims as does book 3 of Apollonius Argonougtica and
Euripides Hellen. Kolofilia was nothing more than masturbation. Just ask
yourself why it was only with a man and adolescent boy. Because it was
easier for the giver to think the receiver was a young girl than if it
was with a man the same age. He might as well have fucked a sheep or a
goat. So to get back on topic, it makes you wonder why RTD made Captain
Jack an omnisexual, read complete wanker." -- Poutso kelftis on a
frothing rage, in Message-ID:
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"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what
happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.,
May 12, 2008
"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
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"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
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"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <***@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
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"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
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Remember what the dormouse said:
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Feed your head
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bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
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"Property is liberty."
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moment, in MID: <***@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
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