Discussion:
Jade: I hope you aren't dead
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John Griffin
2007-10-05 18:56:08 UTC
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Hi Jade!

Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're okay,
but this is cause for concern.

The verbal wank below (see the lines starting with "> ") actually
appeared in these newsgroups. You know I'm not making this up
because, being a nice guy and all, I would never ever, under any
circumstances, make up something that portrays you or one of your
toothless runts as having a fractional or maybe even negative IQ.
This one actually did that (again), and apparently does have. Of
course I'll continue to read such stuff and laugh every time you
and the other mental runts are herded into doing this kind of
thing to yourselves.

The reason this makes me wonder if you died is that if true to
form, you would have already posted a followup saying <see
below>.


Shitforbrains (spooge <***@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net>)
actually spewed the stupefyingly lame idiocy below in a followup
to a post. Yes, lame jade, a post. The very post that slapped it
out of him. The very post that he was unable to find, right there
on his screen. Pretty goddamned funny, eh?
Pardon me? Did you write something somewhere? Could you direct
me to this alleged post of yours?
Again, I did not make that up. It's an actual reply to an actual
post. This is a depressing illustration of what might happen
when a congenitally brain-damaged cull gets repeatedly slapped
upside the head with a large dense object, probably alternating
sides every week or so, but...

...where, Airhead, is your "Good work, spooge"?

Besides finding out if you're as close to okay as a decerebrate
airhead can be, I remind you that you have a duty to suckle this
protosimian punk (virtually, of course).

Say it, Dumb Jade. We know you want to. We know you need to.
spooge
2007-10-06 02:17:04 UTC
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Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're okay,
but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.

Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan group.
--
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
r***@beer.com
2007-10-06 05:40:22 UTC
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Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're okay,
but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan group.
joan griffinTHAL is stupid.

Really stupid.


HTH
Post by spooge
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
John Griffin
2007-10-06 19:44:21 UTC
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Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're
okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than your
friends! nyah nyah nyah..."

Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"

Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"

You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead. If
memory went back so far, you'd remind the homo sapiens species of
an earlier stage of evolution.

Your reasoning was criminally stupid, or course, but not nearly
as much so as your breathless insistence that you hadn't seen the
post you were actually quoting in your last retarded dump. That
reminds me...you're among the leaders in the race the all-usenet
imbecile squad, so try to restrain your impusle to snip your
prior self-humiliations. They're your portfolio, dumbshit. You
can make up for it this time by trying to pretend that you were
just kidding or something. <snicker>

I noticed that another unit of your subspecies has arrived. You
two could be mating soon (verbally at least).
Daedalus
2007-10-08 16:33:27 UTC
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Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're
okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than your
friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead. If
memory went back so far, you'd remind the homo sapiens species of
an earlier stage of evolution.
Your reasoning was criminally stupid, or course, but not nearly
as much so as your breathless insistence that you hadn't seen the
post you were actually quoting in your last retarded dump. That
reminds me...you're among the leaders in the race the all-usenet
imbecile squad, so try to restrain your impusle to snip your
prior self-humiliations. They're your portfolio, dumbshit. You
can make up for it this time by trying to pretend that you were
just kidding or something. <snicker>
I noticed that another unit of your subspecies has arrived. You
two could be mating soon (verbally at least).
"Joan GriffinTHAL is stupid.

Really stupid."

Jade
John Griffin
2007-10-08 18:09:53 UTC
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On 6 Oct 2007 19:44:21 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're
okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than your
friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead. If
memory went back so far, you'd remind the homo sapiens species
of an earlier stage of evolution.
Your reasoning was criminally stupid, or course, but not
nearly as much so as your breathless insistence that you
hadn't seen the post you were actually quoting in your last
retarded dump. That reminds me...you're among the leaders in
the race the all-usenet imbecile squad, so try to restrain
your impusle to snip your prior self-humiliations. They're
your portfolio, dumbshit. You can make up for it this time by
trying to pretend that you were just kidding or something.
<snicker>
I noticed that another unit of your subspecies has arrived.
You two could be mating soon (verbally at least).
"Joan GriffinTHAL is stupid.
Really stupid."
So, Birdbrain Jade isn't a cadaver...but she comes mighty close to some kind of Oscar-winning job of
playing one on the internet.
R. Hickey
2007-10-08 21:01:24 UTC
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Post by John Griffin
So, Birdbrain Jade isn't a cadaver...but she comes mighty close to
some kind of Oscar-winning job of playing one on the internet.
Doesn't this make you miss the old pro-js like Robert
"Crazy Bob" "I'll believe anything" Miller or Hyeguy?

Come to think of it, they wern't all that bad in hindsight...
John Griffin
2007-10-09 02:38:26 UTC
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Post by R. Hickey
Post by John Griffin
So, Birdbrain Jade isn't a cadaver...but she comes mighty
close to some kind of Oscar-winning job of playing one on the
internet.
Doesn't this make you miss the old pro-js like Robert
"Crazy Bob" "I'll believe anything" Miller or Hyeguy?
Come to think of it, they wern't all that bad in hindsight...
Yes. Crazy Bob, hyeguy, and even "ojokay" had actual
personalities. As a matter of fact, even Patrick "Stop Calling Me
Patrick Holley" Holley was at least a lively lamer. On the other
hand, Jade is emotionally and intellectually a fish, and things
like "spooge" are her little fingerlings.
R. Hickey
2007-10-09 14:26:40 UTC
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Post by John Griffin
Post by R. Hickey
Doesn't this make you miss the old pro-js like Robert
"Crazy Bob" "I'll believe anything" Miller or Hyeguy?
Come to think of it, they wern't all that bad in hindsight...
Yes. Crazy Bob, hyeguy, and even "ojokay" had actual
personalities. As a matter of fact, even Patrick "Stop Calling Me
Patrick Holley" Holley was at least a lively lamer. On the other
hand, Jade is emotionally and intellectually a fish, and things
like "spooge" are her little fingerlings.
Good point but I don't feel any need to venture across that NG barrier and
so am not familiar with the denizens of other groups.

I'll take your word and good point about ole "Stop Calling Me Patrick"
Patrick Holley. Ojokay was a good cite, too. I think there's too many to
recount. They were legion!
John Griffin
2007-10-09 16:35:15 UTC
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Post by R. Hickey
Post by John Griffin
Post by R. Hickey
Doesn't this make you miss the old pro-js like Robert
"Crazy Bob" "I'll believe anything" Miller or Hyeguy?
Come to think of it, they wern't all that bad in
hindsight...
Yes. Crazy Bob, hyeguy, and even "ojokay" had actual
personalities. As a matter of fact, even Patrick "Stop
Calling Me Patrick Holley" Holley was at least a lively
lamer. On the other hand, Jade is emotionally and
intellectually a fish, and things like "spooge" are her
little fingerlings.
Good point but I don't feel any need to venture across that NG
barrier and so am not familiar with the denizens of other
groups.
One thing you might as well know about the alt.usenet.kooks
contingent is that Myrtle, by any of her names, was
intellectually superior to them.
Post by R. Hickey
I'll take your word and good point about ole "Stop Calling Me
Patrick" Patrick Holley. Ojokay was a good cite, too. I think
there's too many to recount. They were legion!
The "indite" fool was a favorite. The reason I mention him is
that I've often wondered how his lawsuit went after most of his
idiotic web stuff ended up in a book written by a couple of
meatheads.
spooge
2007-10-10 03:16:18 UTC
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Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're
okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than your
friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've attributed to me, the
only cretin behind the "logic" you've created would be: you.

BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood that I was
commenting on your stalking of Jade, you dimwit.

-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
--
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
John Griffin
2007-10-10 10:55:31 UTC
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Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a mindless
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're
okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks before
they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This leads you to
believe that I've been slapping you a bit harder than usual, but
no, it's just that you're more pussy than the average cretin.
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've attributed
to me, the only cretin behind the "logic" you've created would
be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the parallel to
your idiotic bleating.
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood that
I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes, shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to that
totally idiotic remark. When you do something as fucking
hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who you're shrieking
at or who you're shrieking about. You're a joke.
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh

Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk

Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your pants
twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of snot and
tears dripping over face ever since. It's obvious.
spooge
2007-10-11 02:40:28 UTC
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Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a mindless
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're
okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks before
they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This leads you to
believe that I've been slapping you a bit harder than usual, but
no, it's just that you're more pussy than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?

Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing. Hmm.

Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've attributed
to me, the only cretin behind the "logic" you've created would
be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the parallel to
your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment that you devote an
inordinate amount of your considerable on-line time to Jade, and the
childish shit you wrote. Nobody with any intelligence would.

The surprise you feel is on being called out on your stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood that
I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to that
totally idiotic remark. When you do something as fucking
hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who you're shrieking
at or who you're shrieking about. You're a joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone Googled up the
number of times you've typed 'Jade' on Usenet, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your pants
twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of snot and
tears dripping over face ever since. It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an imagination. Or is
that residule effects of having been dropped on your head as an infant?

Hmmm, Johnny?
--
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
John Griffin
2007-10-11 17:07:52 UTC
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Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby calling
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a mindless
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This leads
you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit harder than
usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy than the
average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic" you've
created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment that
you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable on-line
time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote. Nobody with any
intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on Usenet,
Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your pants
twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of snot
and tears dripping over face ever since. It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the other
astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings up a couple
of serious questions. Since you actually are so fucking stupid
as to think that mentioning a name here constitutes stalking, and
so even more fucking stupid that you think your next googlespaz
will turn up some support such idiocy, you won't understand these
questions. Get your mommy to wipe those tears and all that
fucking snot off your face and explain them to you.

Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself. At
least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten as you
know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal shrieks
could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes from holding
back those suckers, you know, and your laughable attempts to
pretend that you don't hurt yourself here don't come close to
relieving that pressure. Also, stop telling yourself that you
don't cry about getting slapped around in newsgroups; even you
can't be dumb enough to credit such an obvious facade. Bounce
off some walls, stamp your feet, bawl like a baby, so you won't
need to warehouse any more of that mindless anger in the ordure
between your ears. I'm hoping this advice might lead you to far
better performances here. They can't get any more feeble, you
know. Once you face the facts about yourself, we'll work on
trying to find some way to elevate your bleating above the
kindergarten/swish level. After that, we'll try to teach you to
do something other than parrot the years of cretinous mewling you
currently need to recycle.

Here are the two serious questions...

First question:
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you know,
your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero (Yes,
everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if that's your
very own neologism, be proud for real just this once, and define
it for the thousands of people who read this shit in your
fantasies <snicker>.

Second question:
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most recent
pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly suggests that your
eyes might be closer to your temples than to each other, slanting
upward somewhat and facing outward, and separated by a wide, flat
space where a normal human has the bridge of his nose. Are your
eyes all that?
Daedalus
2007-10-12 12:20:55 UTC
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Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby calling
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a mindless
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This leads
you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit harder than
usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy than the
average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic" you've
created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment that
you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable on-line
time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote. Nobody with any
intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on Usenet,
Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your pants
twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of snot
and tears dripping over face ever since. It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the other
astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings up a couple
of serious questions. Since you actually are so fucking stupid
as to think that mentioning a name here constitutes stalking, and
so even more fucking stupid that you think your next googlespaz
will turn up some support such idiocy, you won't understand these
questions. Get your mommy to wipe those tears and all that
fucking snot off your face and explain them to you.
This is Bloviator having fun, as he claims. Doesn't he sound happy? :)

Remember. This is not a meltdown. Bloviator said so.
Post by John Griffin
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself. At
least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten as you
know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal shrieks
could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes from holding
back those suckers, you know, and your laughable attempts to
pretend that you don't hurt yourself here don't come close to
relieving that pressure. Also, stop telling yourself that you
don't cry about getting slapped around in newsgroups; even you
can't be dumb enough to credit such an obvious facade. Bounce
off some walls, stamp your feet, bawl like a baby, so you won't
need to warehouse any more of that mindless anger in the ordure
between your ears. I'm hoping this advice might lead you to far
better performances here. They can't get any more feeble, you
know. Once you face the facts about yourself, we'll work on
trying to find some way to elevate your bleating above the
kindergarten/swish level. After that, we'll try to teach you to
do something other than parrot the years of cretinous mewling you
currently need to recycle.
Griffin Translation: "I am better than you."
Post by John Griffin
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you know,
your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero (Yes,
everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if that's your
very own neologism, be proud for real just this once, and define
it for the thousands of people who read this shit in your
fantasies <snicker>.
Another speling laime frum the mastur. W00t!
Post by John Griffin
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most recent
pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly suggests that your
eyes might be closer to your temples than to each other, slanting
upward somewhat and facing outward, and separated by a wide, flat
space where a normal human has the bridge of his nose. Are your
eyes all that?
These questions sound far too hilariously rant-like to be considered
serious.

Jade
spooge
2007-10-13 01:54:41 UTC
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Post by Daedalus
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby calling
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a mindless
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This leads
you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit harder than
usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy than the
average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic" you've
created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment that
you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable on-line
time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote. Nobody with any
intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on Usenet,
Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your pants
twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of snot
and tears dripping over face ever since. It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the other
astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings up a couple
of serious questions. Since you actually are so fucking stupid
as to think that mentioning a name here constitutes stalking, and
so even more fucking stupid that you think your next googlespaz
will turn up some support such idiocy, you won't understand these
questions. Get your mommy to wipe those tears and all that
fucking snot off your face and explain them to you.
This is Bloviator having fun, as he claims. Doesn't he sound happy? :)
Remember. This is not a meltdown. Bloviator said so.
Heh. And the best part is what follows "Try to calm yourself", followed by
17 lines of froth.

Now watch him really freak when I post a response - after this post you'll
note - and snip out all the unread screed.
Post by Daedalus
Post by John Griffin
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself. At
least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten as you
know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal shrieks
could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes from holding
back those suckers, you know, and your laughable attempts to
pretend that you don't hurt yourself here don't come close to
relieving that pressure. Also, stop telling yourself that you
don't cry about getting slapped around in newsgroups; even you
can't be dumb enough to credit such an obvious facade. Bounce
off some walls, stamp your feet, bawl like a baby, so you won't
need to warehouse any more of that mindless anger in the ordure
between your ears. I'm hoping this advice might lead you to far
better performances here. They can't get any more feeble, you
know. Once you face the facts about yourself, we'll work on
trying to find some way to elevate your bleating above the
kindergarten/swish level. After that, we'll try to teach you to
do something other than parrot the years of cretinous mewling you
currently need to recycle.
Griffin Translation: "I am better than you."
Post by John Griffin
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you know,
your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero (Yes,
everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if that's your
very own neologism, be proud for real just this once, and define
it for the thousands of people who read this shit in your
fantasies <snicker>.
Another speling laime frum the mastur. W00t!
Post by John Griffin
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most recent
pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly suggests that your
eyes might be closer to your temples than to each other, slanting
upward somewhat and facing outward, and separated by a wide, flat
space where a normal human has the bridge of his nose. Are your
eyes all that?
These questions sound far too hilariously rant-like to be considered
serious.
Jade
--
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
John Griffin
2007-10-14 17:20:05 UTC
Permalink
On 11 Oct 2007 17:07:52 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy
than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of
snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the
other astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings up
a couple of serious questions. Since you actually are so
fucking stupid as to think that mentioning a name here
constitutes stalking, and so even more fucking stupid that you
think your next googlespaz will turn up some support such
idiocy, you won't understand these questions. Get your mommy
to wipe those tears and all that fucking snot off your face
and explain them to you.
This is Bloviator having fun, as he claims. Doesn't he sound
happy? :)
Remember. This is not a meltdown. Bloviator said so.
Post by John Griffin
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself. At
least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten as
you know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal
shrieks could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes
from holding back those suckers, you know, and your laughable
attempts to pretend that you don't hurt yourself here don't
come close to relieving that pressure. Also, stop telling
yourself that you don't cry about getting slapped around in
newsgroups; even you can't be dumb enough to credit such an
obvious facade. Bounce off some walls, stamp your feet, bawl
like a baby, so you won't need to warehouse any more of that
mindless anger in the ordure between your ears. I'm hoping
this advice might lead you to far better performances here.
They can't get any more feeble, you know. Once you face the
facts about yourself, we'll work on trying to find some way to
elevate your bleating above the kindergarten/swish level.
After that, we'll try to teach you to do something other than
parrot the years of cretinous mewling you currently need to
recycle.
Griffin Translation: "I am better than you."
Post by John Griffin
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you
know, your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero
(Yes, everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if
that's your very own neologism, be proud for real just this
once, and define it for the thousands of people who read this
shit in your fantasies <snicker>.
Another speling laime frum the mastur. W00t!
Another bimbo jade reflex, precisely predicted in the very
article where she fell for it. <snicker>

You're way too easy, dumb bimbo. By the way, dumb bimbo, how do
you know Shitforbrains didn't actually make up a new word? Why
are you too stupid to know that if he did so, he can spell it any
way he wants to? Hint: That stuff in your head fails in
whatever attempts it makes to emulate normal human thought.
Post by John Griffin
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most recent
pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly suggests that
your eyes might be closer to your temples than to each other,
slanting upward somewhat and facing outward, and separated by
a wide, flat space where a normal human has the bridge of his
nose. Are your eyes all that?
These questions sound far too hilariously rant-like to be
considered serious.
I didn't expect you to understand that question, airhead, because
their justification fits you nearly as well as it fits
Shitforbrains. As a matter of fact, let's say I asked you and
you've now strongly implied that the answer is yes. Never mind
that you have no clue what I meant.
Daedalus
2007-10-15 19:41:27 UTC
Permalink
Post by John Griffin
On 11 Oct 2007 17:07:52 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy
than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of
snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the
other astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings up
a couple of serious questions. Since you actually are so
fucking stupid as to think that mentioning a name here
constitutes stalking, and so even more fucking stupid that you
think your next googlespaz will turn up some support such
idiocy, you won't understand these questions. Get your mommy
to wipe those tears and all that fucking snot off your face
and explain them to you.
This is Bloviator having fun, as he claims. Doesn't he sound
happy? :)
Remember. This is not a meltdown. Bloviator said so.
Post by John Griffin
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself. At
least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten as
you know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal
shrieks could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes
from holding back those suckers, you know, and your laughable
attempts to pretend that you don't hurt yourself here don't
come close to relieving that pressure. Also, stop telling
yourself that you don't cry about getting slapped around in
newsgroups; even you can't be dumb enough to credit such an
obvious facade. Bounce off some walls, stamp your feet, bawl
like a baby, so you won't need to warehouse any more of that
mindless anger in the ordure between your ears. I'm hoping
this advice might lead you to far better performances here.
They can't get any more feeble, you know. Once you face the
facts about yourself, we'll work on trying to find some way to
elevate your bleating above the kindergarten/swish level.
After that, we'll try to teach you to do something other than
parrot the years of cretinous mewling you currently need to
recycle.
Griffin Translation: "I am better than you."
Post by John Griffin
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you
know, your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero
(Yes, everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if
that's your very own neologism, be proud for real just this
once, and define it for the thousands of people who read this
shit in your fantasies <snicker>.
Another speling laime frum the mastur. W00t!
Another bimbo jade reflex, precisely predicted in the very
article where she fell for it. <snicker>
What are you predicting now, cuttlefish face, that I will continue to
make fun of your FOAM?
Post by John Griffin
You're way too easy, dumb bimbo. By the way, dumb bimbo, how do
you know Shitforbrains didn't actually make up a new word?
What are you talking about?
Post by John Griffin
Why
are you too stupid to know that if he did so, he can spell it any
way he wants to?
What are you talking about?
Post by John Griffin
Hint: That stuff in your head fails in
whatever attempts it makes to emulate normal human thought.
"Your rants are silly" - I couldn't help but think that. Did you
manipulate me into thinking your rants are silly?
Post by John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most recent
pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly suggests that
your eyes might be closer to your temples than to each other,
slanting upward somewhat and facing outward, and separated by
a wide, flat space where a normal human has the bridge of his
nose. Are your eyes all that?
These questions sound far too hilariously rant-like to be
considered serious.
I didn't expect you to understand that question, airhead, because
their justification fits you nearly as well as it fits
Shitforbrains.
You seem to have had difficulty understanding my single sentence
comment about your hilariously rant-like questions as you responded
with this hilariously illogical and incongruent response.
Post by John Griffin
As a matter of fact, let's say I asked you and
you've now strongly implied that the answer is yes. Never mind
that you have no clue what I meant.
You don't seem to have a clue what you mean. It is as though you are
plugging the keyboard directly into your anus.

Jade
John Griffin
2007-10-16 19:57:26 UTC
Permalink
On 14 Oct 2007 17:20:05 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
On 11 Oct 2007 17:07:52 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more
pussy than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better
than your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking
me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there,
airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded
via cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark
pursuant to that totally idiotic remark. When you do
something as fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't
matter who you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking
about. You're a joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream
of snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the
other astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings
up a couple of serious questions. Since you actually are so
fucking stupid as to think that mentioning a name here
constitutes stalking, and so even more fucking stupid that
you think your next googlespaz will turn up some support
such idiocy, you won't understand these questions. Get your
mommy to wipe those tears and all that fucking snot off your
face and explain them to you.
This is Bloviator having fun, as he claims. Doesn't he sound
happy? :)
Remember. This is not a meltdown. Bloviator said so.
Post by John Griffin
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself.
At least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten
as you know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal
shrieks could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes
from holding back those suckers, you know, and your
laughable attempts to pretend that you don't hurt yourself
here don't come close to relieving that pressure. Also,
stop telling yourself that you don't cry about getting
slapped around in newsgroups; even you can't be dumb enough
to credit such an obvious facade. Bounce off some walls,
stamp your feet, bawl like a baby, so you won't need to
warehouse any more of that mindless anger in the ordure
between your ears. I'm hoping this advice might lead you to
far better performances here. They can't get any more
feeble, you know. Once you face the facts about yourself,
we'll work on trying to find some way to elevate your
bleating above the kindergarten/swish level. After that,
we'll try to teach you to do something other than parrot the
years of cretinous mewling you currently need to recycle.
Griffin Translation: "I am better than you."
Post by John Griffin
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you
know, your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero
(Yes, everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if
that's your very own neologism, be proud for real just this
once, and define it for the thousands of people who read
this shit in your fantasies <snicker>.
Another speling laime frum the mastur. W00t!
Another bimbo jade reflex, precisely predicted in the very
article where she fell for it. <snicker>
What are you predicting now, cuttlefish face, that I will
continue to make fun of your FOAM?
Post by John Griffin
You're way too easy, dumb bimbo. By the way, dumb bimbo, how
do you know Shitforbrains didn't actually make up a new word?
What are you talking about?
Post by John Griffin
Why
are you too stupid to know that if he did so, he can spell it
any way he wants to?
What are you talking about?
Post by John Griffin
Hint: That stuff in your head fails in
whatever attempts it makes to emulate normal human thought.
"Your rants are silly" - I couldn't help but think that. Did
you manipulate me into thinking your rants are silly?
Post by John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most
recent pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly
suggests that your eyes might be closer to your temples than
to each other, slanting upward somewhat and facing outward,
and separated by a wide, flat space where a normal human has
the bridge of his nose. Are your eyes all that?
These questions sound far too hilariously rant-like to be
considered serious.
I didn't expect you to understand that question, airhead,
because their justification fits you nearly as well as it fits
Shitforbrains.
You seem to have had difficulty understanding my single
sentence comment about your hilariously rant-like questions as
you responded with this hilariously illogical and incongruent
response.
<snicker> "illogical," the illiterate bimbo says, as though she
understands the term, while showing that she's living it.

Airhead, the hilarious thing here is that you think an insipid,
utterly stupid variation of one of your few standard comments
merited some other reply. You showed that you had no idea what I
meant, and that's what my reply to you said. Your message was
nothing more than a funny way of saying "I don't get it," the
four words that completely define you.

By the way, do yourself a favor and don't try to exceed four or
five words in a sentence. You always lose yourself at or before
that point. Curb your anger and frustration as well as possible,
and remember that least insalubrious path is to just eruct
"foam" and such harmless gobble.
Post by John Griffin
As a matter of fact, let's say I asked you and
you've now strongly implied that the answer is yes. Never
mind that you have no clue what I meant.
You don't seem to have a clue what you mean. It is as though
you are plugging the keyboard directly into your anus.
Damn, the bimbo's frustration mounts to the point where she feels
the need to try to be clever or whatever...bwaaahahaha!

Your piteous pal has all the "earmarks" of a mongoloid, as I
asked the idiotic little jackoff, illiterate jade (way too
obliquely for you two mental laggards, I see), and it's like
you're being its "support group" by being nearly as mentally
klutzy as it is. It's funny that both of you are too dumb and
ignorant to even understand the question about a likely source of
your problem. Funny, yes; surprising, no.
Daedalus
2007-10-17 14:34:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by John Griffin
On 14 Oct 2007 17:20:05 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
On 11 Oct 2007 17:07:52 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more
pussy than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing. Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better
than your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking
me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there,
airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded
via cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark
pursuant to that totally idiotic remark. When you do
something as fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't
matter who you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking
about. You're a joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream
of snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the
other astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings
up a couple of serious questions. Since you actually are so
fucking stupid as to think that mentioning a name here
constitutes stalking, and so even more fucking stupid that
you think your next googlespaz will turn up some support
such idiocy, you won't understand these questions. Get your
mommy to wipe those tears and all that fucking snot off your
face and explain them to you.
This is Bloviator having fun, as he claims. Doesn't he sound happy? :)
Remember. This is not a meltdown. Bloviator said so.
Post by John Griffin
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself.
At least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten
as you know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal
shrieks could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes
from holding back those suckers, you know, and your
laughable attempts to pretend that you don't hurt yourself
here don't come close to relieving that pressure. Also,
stop telling yourself that you don't cry about getting
slapped around in newsgroups; even you can't be dumb enough
to credit such an obvious facade. Bounce off some walls,
stamp your feet, bawl like a baby, so you won't need to
warehouse any more of that mindless anger in the ordure
between your ears. I'm hoping this advice might lead you to
far better performances here. They can't get any more
feeble, you know. Once you face the facts about yourself,
we'll work on trying to find some way to elevate your
bleating above the kindergarten/swish level. After that,
we'll try to teach you to do something other than parrot the
years of cretinous mewling you currently need to recycle.
Griffin Translation: "I am better than you."
Post by John Griffin
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you
know, your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero
(Yes, everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if
that's your very own neologism, be proud for real just this
once, and define it for the thousands of people who read
this shit in your fantasies <snicker>.
Another speling laime frum the mastur. W00t!
Another bimbo jade reflex, precisely predicted in the very
article where she fell for it. <snicker>
What are you predicting now, cuttlefish face, that I will
continue to make fun of your FOAM?
Post by John Griffin
You're way too easy, dumb bimbo. By the way, dumb bimbo, how
do you know Shitforbrains didn't actually make up a new word?
What are you talking about?
Post by John Griffin
Why
are you too stupid to know that if he did so, he can spell it
any way he wants to?
What are you talking about?
Post by John Griffin
Hint: That stuff in your head fails in
whatever attempts it makes to emulate normal human thought.
"Your rants are silly" - I couldn't help but think that. Did
you manipulate me into thinking your rants are silly?
Post by John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most
recent pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly
suggests that your eyes might be closer to your temples than
to each other, slanting upward somewhat and facing outward,
and separated by a wide, flat space where a normal human has
the bridge of his nose. Are your eyes all that?
These questions sound far too hilariously rant-like to be
considered serious.
I didn't expect you to understand that question, airhead,
because their justification fits you nearly as well as it fits
Shitforbrains.
You seem to have had difficulty understanding my single
sentence comment about your hilariously rant-like questions as
you responded with this hilariously illogical and incongruent
response.
<snicker> "illogical," the illiterate bimbo says, as though she
understands the term, while showing that she's living it.
Airhead, the hilarious thing here is that you think an insipid,
utterly stupid variation of one of your few standard comments
merited some other reply. You showed that you had no idea what I
meant, and that's what my reply to you said. Your message was
nothing more than a funny way of saying "I don't get it," the
four words that completely define you.
By the way, do yourself a favor and don't try to exceed four or
five words in a sentence. You always lose yourself at or before
that point. Curb your anger and frustration as well as possible,
and remember that least insalubrious path is to just eruct
"foam" and such harmless gobble.
Post by John Griffin
As a matter of fact, let's say I asked you and
you've now strongly implied that the answer is yes. Never
mind that you have no clue what I meant.
You don't seem to have a clue what you mean. It is as though
you are plugging the keyboard directly into your anus.
Damn, the bimbo's frustration mounts to the point where she feels
the need to try to be clever or whatever...bwaaahahaha!
Your piteous pal has all the "earmarks" of a mongoloid, as I
asked the idiotic little jackoff, illiterate jade (way too
obliquely for you two mental laggards, I see), and it's like
you're being its "support group" by being nearly as mentally
klutzy as it is. It's funny that both of you are too dumb and
ignorant to even understand the question about a likely source of
your problem. Funny, yes; surprising, no.
Translation: "Blagggghh"

Well said, Bloviator!

Jade
John Griffin
2007-10-18 18:24:15 UTC
Permalink
On 16 Oct 2007 19:57:26 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
On 14 Oct 2007 17:20:05 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
On 11 Oct 2007 17:07:52 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
A throwback sniveling as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure
hope you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ
Simpson fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more
pussy than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like....
nothing. Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential,
powerless Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better
than your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking
me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there,
airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your
considerable on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit
you wrote. Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have
understood that I was commenting on your stalking of
Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded
via cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark
pursuant to that totally idiotic remark. When you do
something as fucking hilariously dumb as that, it
doesn't matter who you're shrieking at or who you're
shrieking about. You're a joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if
someone Googled up the number of times you've typed
'Jade' on Usenet, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady
stream of snot and tears dripping over face ever since.
It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the
other astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings
up a couple of serious questions. Since you actually are
so fucking stupid as to think that mentioning a name here
constitutes stalking, and so even more fucking stupid that
you think your next googlespaz will turn up some support
such idiocy, you won't understand these questions. Get
your mommy to wipe those tears and all that fucking snot
off your face and explain them to you.
This is Bloviator having fun, as he claims. Doesn't he
sound happy? :)
Remember. This is not a meltdown. Bloviator said so.
Post by John Griffin
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself.
At least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to
ten as you know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up
primal shrieks could be helpful, too. Part of your pain
here comes from holding back those suckers, you know, and
your laughable attempts to pretend that you don't hurt
yourself here don't come close to relieving that pressure.
Also, stop telling yourself that you don't cry about
getting slapped around in newsgroups; even you can't be
dumb enough to credit such an obvious facade. Bounce off
some walls, stamp your feet, bawl like a baby, so you
won't need to warehouse any more of that mindless anger in
the ordure between your ears. I'm hoping this advice might
lead you to far better performances here. They can't get
any more feeble, you know. Once you face the facts about
yourself, we'll work on trying to find some way to elevate
your bleating above the kindergarten/swish level. After
that, we'll try to teach you to do something other than
parrot the years of cretinous mewling you currently need
to recycle.
Griffin Translation: "I am better than you."
Post by John Griffin
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you
know, your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero
(Yes, everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if
that's your very own neologism, be proud for real just
this once, and define it for the thousands of people who
read this shit in your fantasies <snicker>.
Another speling laime frum the mastur. W00t!
Another bimbo jade reflex, precisely predicted in the very
article where she fell for it. <snicker>
What are you predicting now, cuttlefish face, that I will
continue to make fun of your FOAM?
Post by John Griffin
You're way too easy, dumb bimbo. By the way, dumb bimbo,
how do you know Shitforbrains didn't actually make up a new
word?
What are you talking about?
Post by John Griffin
Why
are you too stupid to know that if he did so, he can spell
it any way he wants to?
What are you talking about?
Post by John Griffin
Hint: That stuff in your head fails in
whatever attempts it makes to emulate normal human thought.
"Your rants are silly" - I couldn't help but think that. Did
you manipulate me into thinking your rants are silly?
Post by John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most
recent pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly
suggests that your eyes might be closer to your temples
than to each other, slanting upward somewhat and facing
outward, and separated by a wide, flat space where a
normal human has the bridge of his nose. Are your eyes
all that?
These questions sound far too hilariously rant-like to be
considered serious.
I didn't expect you to understand that question, airhead,
because their justification fits you nearly as well as it
fits Shitforbrains.
You seem to have had difficulty understanding my single
sentence comment about your hilariously rant-like questions
as you responded with this hilariously illogical and
incongruent response.
<snicker> "illogical," the illiterate bimbo says, as though
she understands the term, while showing that she's living it.
Airhead, the hilarious thing here is that you think an
insipid, utterly stupid variation of one of your few standard
comments merited some other reply. You showed that you had no
idea what I meant, and that's what my reply to you said. Your
message was nothing more than a funny way of saying "I don't
get it," the four words that completely define you.
By the way, do yourself a favor and don't try to exceed four
or five words in a sentence. You always lose yourself at or
before that point. Curb your anger and frustration as well as
possible, and remember that least insalubrious path is to just
eruct "foam" and such harmless gobble.
Post by John Griffin
As a matter of fact, let's say I asked you and
you've now strongly implied that the answer is yes. Never
mind that you have no clue what I meant.
You don't seem to have a clue what you mean. It is as though
you are plugging the keyboard directly into your anus.
Damn, the bimbo's frustration mounts to the point where she
feels the need to try to be clever or whatever...bwaaahahaha!
Your piteous pal has all the "earmarks" of a mongoloid, as I
asked the idiotic little jackoff, illiterate jade (way too
obliquely for you two mental laggards, I see), and it's like
you're being its "support group" by being nearly as mentally
klutzy as it is. It's funny that both of you are too dumb and
ignorant to even understand the question about a likely source
of your problem. Funny, yes; surprising, no.
Translation: "Blagggghh"
Human equivalent of illiterate bimbo's outburst of Cretinese:
"@#*&$%^*^#@@$(^*(*Waaaaaaaaa!"

Deja vu.
Well said, Bloviator!
I suppose I should thank you for your agreement that your piteous
turd friend seems to be of the mongoloid persuasion. I would be
grateful, if you were somewhere above negligible by at least one
measure other than illiteracy, retardation and lameness. It's fun
to slap those tantrums out of you, if nothing else just as a
reminder that you don't have sense enough to stop trying to
handle something that's way beyond your severely limited mental
prowess, namely newsgoup participation.

Let's have another version of your standard vaporing, bimbo.

My offer to try to teach you a new word is still on the table,
illiterate vaporhead. As a bonus, I'll even try to teach you the
rules about capitalizing it.
spooge
2007-10-13 02:02:44 UTC
Permalink
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby calling
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a mindless
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This leads
you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit harder than
usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy than the
average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic" you've
created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment that
you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable on-line
time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote. Nobody with any
intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on Usenet,
Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your pants
twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of snot
and tears dripping over face ever since. It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.

You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.

-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny mistakenly thought
would distract people from his inability to respond where noted above -
--
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
John Griffin
2007-10-14 17:24:12 UTC
Permalink
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy
than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of
snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his inability to
respond where noted above -
Punk, that was hilariously weak the first time. Reiteration
didn't improve it, and the inevitable third instance will just
make it more amusing.

"Points," Shitforbrainws bleats...BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Snipped unread," Shitforbrains bawls through the tears it caused
him to spew. HEH HEH

"Point," in Shitforbrains lexicon: Shitforbrains derives a
hilariously incongruous sense of power by putting "ny" on the end
of my name, exactly as I predicted he'd be compelled to do.

Get your weak self through this hoop again, punk.
spooge
2007-10-15 03:27:39 UTC
Permalink
Post by John Griffin
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy
than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Second silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of
snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
Poor, poor defeated Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his inability to
respond where noted above -
P/SLAP/
Ever notice how the simpler the lifeform is, the more likely it is to keep
on moving after it has been trod upon?

I need a stick to scrape off this Johhny I have on my boot.
--
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
John Griffin
2007-10-15 16:03:17 UTC
Permalink
Slapped into bleating some of the most incongruous fanfaronade ever posted
in a newsgroup, weakling spooge, one of usenet's easiest bitches, was
ordered to rewrite his snivelfest of the month...and he jumped right
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more
pussy than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better
than your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking
me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there,
airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Second silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded
via cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark
pursuant to that totally idiotic remark. When you do
something as fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't
matter who you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking
about. You're a joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream
of snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
Poor, poor defeated Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his inability
to respond where noted above -
P/SLAP/
Ever notice how the simpler the lifeform is, the more likely
it is to keep on moving after it has been trod upon?
I need a stick to scrape off this Johhny I have on my boot.
Weak, weaker, weaker, weaker...(and weaker still to come)...
<snicker> <snicker> <snicker> <snicker>

Even if you try to add something original, the forthcoming fourth
iteration of that snivelfest will be weaker still. I guarantee it.
Oops, that should say "especially if you try to add something original."
I've guaranteed it and you've complaisantly shown exactly what I meant
three times so far. Be sure to either snip this or claim that you didn't
read it--juxtaposed with another shriek of "coward," punk. I wish you
were capable of seeing the humor in that. Anyway, of all the thousands of
people who read this shit <rotfsmao>, there are exactly none who would
believe you could read it all by your preschoolish self.



By the way, punk, according to your understanding of the word, we're
stalking each other here. Fuckin' imbecile.
spooge
2007-10-17 03:22:15 UTC
Permalink
Post by John Griffin
Slapped into bleating some of the most incongruous fanfaronade ever
posted in a newsgroup, weakling spooge, one of usenet's easiest
bitches, was ordered to rewrite his snivelfest of the month...and he
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more
pussy than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hello, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing. Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hello, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better
than your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking
me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there,
airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Second silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Perhaps the third time is the charm, eh Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded
via cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark
pursuant to that totally idiotic remark. When you do
something as fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't
matter who you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking
about. You're a joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
<Knock Knock> Johnny can you hear me?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream
of snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
Poor, poor defeated Johnny.
Poor silenced by his shame Johnny.

Why else is Johnny allowing the Google record to record for ever and all
time his fear of answering my questions?

Poor vanquished Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his inability
to respond where noted above -
P/SLAP/
Ever notice how the simpler the lifeform is, the more likely
it is to keep on moving after it has been trod upon?
I need a stick to scrape off this Johhny I have on my boot.
Sand-blasting might be in order.

--snip annoying and inconsequential bug buzz--
--
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
John Griffin
2007-10-18 18:29:41 UTC
Permalink
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Slapped into bleating some of the most incongruous
fanfaronade ever posted in a newsgroup, weakling spooge, one
of usenet's easiest bitches, was ordered to rewrite his
snivelfest of the month...and he jumped right through the
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
A throwback sniveling as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure
hope you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ
Simpson fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more
pussy than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hello, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like....
nothing. Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hello, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential,
powerless Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better
than your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking
me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there,
airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your
considerable on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit
you wrote. Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have
understood that I was commenting on your stalking of
Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Second silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Perhaps the third time is the charm, eh Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded
via cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark
pursuant to that totally idiotic remark. When you do
something as fucking hilariously dumb as that, it
doesn't matter who you're shrieking at or who you're
shrieking about. You're a joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if
someone Googled up the number of times you've typed
'Jade' on Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
<Knock Knock> Johnny can you hear me?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady
stream of snot and tears dripping over face ever since.
It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
Poor, poor defeated Johnny.
Poor silenced by his shame Johnny.
Why else is Johnny allowing the Google record to record for
ever and all time his fear of answering my questions?
Poor vanquished Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his
inability to respond where noted above -
P/SLAP/
Ever notice how the simpler the lifeform is, the more likely
it is to keep on moving after it has been trod upon?
I need a stick to scrape off this Johhny I have on my boot.
Sand-blasting might be in order.
--snip annoying and inconsequential bug buzz--
heh heh heh As I said, that gets weaker every time I knock it
out of you again. You would think...oops...no. Normal humans
would think there would be a limit to your lameness. I intend to
find out by continuing to toy with you here. So, get your punk
ass busy and send today's version, chump.

In case anyone (of all the thousands of people it envisions
reading its crying jags) doesn't know, what the pitiful punk's
blubbering means is "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Snipping and crying
while pretending to have an answer (and squealing "coward"
<ROTMFFLMMFAO!>) is a punk thing and it always means the same.
spooge
2007-10-22 02:42:42 UTC
Permalink
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Slapped into bleating some of the most incongruous
fanfaronade ever posted in a newsgroup, weakling spooge, one
of usenet's easiest bitches, was ordered to rewrite his
snivelfest of the month...and he jumped right through the
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
A throwback sniveling as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure
hope you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ
Simpson fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more
pussy than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hello, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like....
nothing. Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hello, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential,
powerless Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better
than your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking
me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there,
airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your
considerable on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit
you wrote. Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have
understood that I was commenting on your stalking of
Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Second silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Perhaps the third time is the charm, eh Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded
via cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark
pursuant to that totally idiotic remark. When you do
something as fucking hilariously dumb as that, it
doesn't matter who you're shrieking at or who you're
shrieking about. You're a joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if
someone Googled up the number of times you've typed
'Jade' on Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
<Knock Knock> Johnny can you hear me?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady
stream of snot and tears dripping over face ever since.
It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
Poor, poor defeated Johnny.
Poor silenced by his shame Johnny.
Why else is Johnny allowing the Google record to record for
ever and all time his fear of answering my questions?
Poor vanquished Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his
inability to respond where noted above -
P/SLAP/
Ever notice how the simpler the lifeform is, the more likely
it is to keep on moving after it has been trod upon?
I need a stick to scrape off this Johhny I have on my boot.
Sand-blasting might be in order.
--snip annoying and inconsequential bug buzz--
Still not a single response to my questions.

Poor powerless Johnny.
--
First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis
Daedalus
2007-10-15 19:44:35 UTC
Permalink
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:27:39 +0000 (UTC), spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy
than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
See and I thought it was just too hard for him to stem the foam tide
enough to consider lucid responses. You've clearly spotted the yellow
swath I previously missed.
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Second silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of
snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
Poor, poor defeated Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his inability to
respond where noted above -
P/SLAP/
Ever notice how the simpler the lifeform is, the more likely it is to keep
on moving after it has been trod upon?
I need a stick to scrape off this Johhny I have on my boot.
I don't know if this disposal method complies with k00k containment
regulations. If you leave a lump of Griffin on the ground, it will
inevitabley slither toward the next set of shoes coming down the path.

Jade
John Griffin
2007-10-16 23:32:59 UTC
Permalink
Illiterate bimbo Daedalus <***@netk0o0oks.org>,
in reply to today's version of crybaby "spooge's"
Post by Daedalus
I don't know
The story of your life in three words.

Stupid illiterate jade, you and your turd "spooge" really should
try to accept your condition and make the most you possibly can
of it. Your everyday mental vaporlock is amusing, to be sure,
and the "spooge" unit's painfully lame attempts to express itself
in an unfamiliar language form (human) can be utterly hilarious,
but still, it's mighty sad in a way. Sometimes it seems that one
or both of you might actually believe that you're the equal of
some hapless normal human somewhere on the planet. Contriving
that affectation must have consumed an entire month's skimpy
supply of your low-wattage mental misfiring, and spewing your
daily variation of it, although poorly done, seems to exhaust
whatever piddly amount of work your weak brain can manage before
you yap your way close to actually being able to say anything.

Since I'm such a nice guy, I have one more helpful suggestion.
Stop deluding yuorselves that if you had only paid attention in
school, you could have been as literate and knowledgeable as the
average thickheaded dullard. Your unwillingness to participate
in the learning experiences you were offered is a sad thing that
stifled your near-zero potential, but really the problems are in
your genes, bimbos--specifically in that 21st chromosome your
defective parents gave you.

It's funny how the two of you, with virtually the same level of
intellect, namely very fuckin' little, and the same level of
lameness, namely very fuckin' much, can manage such a contrast in
tantrums resulting from the very same instance of a normal human
toying with you. His<snicker> childish, rote mewling (especially
the transparent externalization) and your attempts to dissemble
your rage and total ineffectuality by turning your back and
emitting another variation of one of your scatterbrained remarks
make for some fine amusement. It's good that the two of you can
keep up the team spirit with your one common snivel, "I didn't
read that; here's what I thought of it." That's so funny that I
almost wish you could see one or both of the reasons why it is.

Note: The hoop you're to jump through here is a serial device.
Try not to wedge yourselves in by trying to do it together.
Daedalus
2007-10-17 14:35:20 UTC
Permalink
Post by John Griffin
in reply to today's version of crybaby "spooge's"
Post by Daedalus
I don't know
The story of your life in three words.
Stupid illiterate jade, you and your turd "spooge" really should
try to accept your condition and make the most you possibly can
of it. Your everyday mental vaporlock is amusing, to be sure,
and the "spooge" unit's painfully lame attempts to express itself
in an unfamiliar language form (human) can be utterly hilarious,
but still, it's mighty sad in a way. Sometimes it seems that one
or both of you might actually believe that you're the equal of
some hapless normal human somewhere on the planet. Contriving
that affectation must have consumed an entire month's skimpy
supply of your low-wattage mental misfiring, and spewing your
daily variation of it, although poorly done, seems to exhaust
whatever piddly amount of work your weak brain can manage before
you yap your way close to actually being able to say anything.
Since I'm such a nice guy, I have one more helpful suggestion.
Stop deluding yuorselves that if you had only paid attention in
school, you could have been as literate and knowledgeable as the
average thickheaded dullard. Your unwillingness to participate
in the learning experiences you were offered is a sad thing that
stifled your near-zero potential, but really the problems are in
your genes, bimbos--specifically in that 21st chromosome your
defective parents gave you.
It's funny how the two of you, with virtually the same level of
intellect, namely very fuckin' little, and the same level of
lameness, namely very fuckin' much, can manage such a contrast in
tantrums resulting from the very same instance of a normal human
toying with you. His<snicker> childish, rote mewling (especially
the transparent externalization) and your attempts to dissemble
your rage and total ineffectuality by turning your back and
emitting another variation of one of your scatterbrained remarks
make for some fine amusement. It's good that the two of you can
keep up the team spirit with your one common snivel, "I didn't
read that; here's what I thought of it." That's so funny that I
almost wish you could see one or both of the reasons why it is.
Note: The hoop you're to jump through here is a serial device.
Try not to wedge yourselves in by trying to do it together.
Thank you for this rant. I will keep it on file and use it to
substitute for you when you are not around.

Jade
Marcia
2007-10-17 15:41:26 UTC
Permalink
Post by Daedalus
Post by John Griffin
in reply to today's version of crybaby "spooge's"
Post by Daedalus
I don't know
The story of your life in three words.
Stupid illiterate jade, you and your turd "spooge" really should
try to accept your condition and make the most you possibly can
of it. Your everyday mental vaporlock is amusing, to be sure,
and the "spooge" unit's painfully lame attempts to express itself
in an unfamiliar language form (human) can be utterly hilarious,
but still, it's mighty sad in a way. Sometimes it seems that one
or both of you might actually believe that you're the equal of
some hapless normal human somewhere on the planet. Contriving
that affectation must have consumed an entire month's skimpy
supply of your low-wattage mental misfiring, and spewing your
daily variation of it, although poorly done, seems to exhaust
whatever piddly amount of work your weak brain can manage before
you yap your way close to actually being able to say anything.
Since I'm such a nice guy, I have one more helpful suggestion.
Stop deluding yuorselves that if you had only paid attention in
school, you could have been as literate and knowledgeable as the
average thickheaded dullard. Your unwillingness to participate
in the learning experiences you were offered is a sad thing that
stifled your near-zero potential, but really the problems are in
your genes, bimbos--specifically in that 21st chromosome your
defective parents gave you.
It's funny how the two of you, with virtually the same level of
intellect, namely very fuckin' little, and the same level of
lameness, namely very fuckin' much, can manage such a contrast in
tantrums resulting from the very same instance of a normal human
toying with you. His<snicker> childish, rote mewling (especially
the transparent externalization) and your attempts to dissemble
your rage and total ineffectuality by turning your back and
emitting another variation of one of your scatterbrained remarks
make for some fine amusement. It's good that the two of you can
keep up the team spirit with your one common snivel, "I didn't
read that; here's what I thought of it." That's so funny that I
almost wish you could see one or both of the reasons why it is.
Note: The hoop you're to jump through here is a serial device.
Try not to wedge yourselves in by trying to do it together.
Thank you for this rant. I will keep it on file and use it to
substitute for you when you are not around.
Jade
You could also use it as toilet paper, if you get desperate.
Daedalus
2007-10-17 20:12:04 UTC
Permalink
Post by Marcia
Post by Daedalus
Post by John Griffin
in reply to today's version of crybaby "spooge's"
Post by Daedalus
I don't know
The story of your life in three words.
Stupid illiterate jade, you and your turd "spooge" really should
try to accept your condition and make the most you possibly can
of it. Your everyday mental vaporlock is amusing, to be sure,
and the "spooge" unit's painfully lame attempts to express itself
in an unfamiliar language form (human) can be utterly hilarious,
but still, it's mighty sad in a way. Sometimes it seems that one
or both of you might actually believe that you're the equal of
some hapless normal human somewhere on the planet. Contriving
that affectation must have consumed an entire month's skimpy
supply of your low-wattage mental misfiring, and spewing your
daily variation of it, although poorly done, seems to exhaust
whatever piddly amount of work your weak brain can manage before
you yap your way close to actually being able to say anything.
Since I'm such a nice guy, I have one more helpful suggestion.
Stop deluding yuorselves that if you had only paid attention in
school, you could have been as literate and knowledgeable as the
average thickheaded dullard. Your unwillingness to participate
in the learning experiences you were offered is a sad thing that
stifled your near-zero potential, but really the problems are in
your genes, bimbos--specifically in that 21st chromosome your
defective parents gave you.
It's funny how the two of you, with virtually the same level of
intellect, namely very fuckin' little, and the same level of
lameness, namely very fuckin' much, can manage such a contrast in
tantrums resulting from the very same instance of a normal human
toying with you. His<snicker> childish, rote mewling (especially
the transparent externalization) and your attempts to dissemble
your rage and total ineffectuality by turning your back and
emitting another variation of one of your scatterbrained remarks
make for some fine amusement. It's good that the two of you can
keep up the team spirit with your one common snivel, "I didn't
read that; here's what I thought of it." That's so funny that I
almost wish you could see one or both of the reasons why it is.
Note: The hoop you're to jump through here is a serial device.
Try not to wedge yourselves in by trying to do it together.
Thank you for this rant. I will keep it on file and use it to
substitute for you when you are not around.
Jade
You could also use it as toilet paper, if you get desperate.
That would make it an irritating rant and thusly giving the impotent
Bloviator much more than he deserves.

Jade
Jade hasn't said anything about this nym yet, except that she said that she said something about it a long tyme ago...
2007-10-17 20:51:40 UTC
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Post by Daedalus
Post by Marcia
Post by Daedalus
Post by John Griffin
in reply to today's version of crybaby "spooge's"
Post by Daedalus
I don't know
The story of your life in three words.
Stupid illiterate jade, you and your turd "spooge" really should
try to accept your condition and make the most you possibly can
of it. Your everyday mental vaporlock is amusing, to be sure,
and the "spooge" unit's painfully lame attempts to express itself
in an unfamiliar language form (human) can be utterly hilarious,
but still, it's mighty sad in a way. Sometimes it seems that one
or both of you might actually believe that you're the equal of
some hapless normal human somewhere on the planet. Contriving
that affectation must have consumed an entire month's skimpy
supply of your low-wattage mental misfiring, and spewing your
daily variation of it, although poorly done, seems to exhaust
whatever piddly amount of work your weak brain can manage before
you yap your way close to actually being able to say anything.
Since I'm such a nice guy, I have one more helpful suggestion.
Stop deluding yuorselves that if you had only paid attention in
school, you could have been as literate and knowledgeable as the
average thickheaded dullard. Your unwillingness to participate
in the learning experiences you were offered is a sad thing that
stifled your near-zero potential, but really the problems are in
your genes, bimbos--specifically in that 21st chromosome your
defective parents gave you.
It's funny how the two of you, with virtually the same level of
intellect, namely very fuckin' little, and the same level of
lameness, namely very fuckin' much, can manage such a contrast in
tantrums resulting from the very same instance of a normal human
toying with you. His<snicker> childish, rote mewling (especially
the transparent externalization) and your attempts to dissemble
your rage and total ineffectuality by turning your back and
emitting another variation of one of your scatterbrained remarks
make for some fine amusement. It's good that the two of you can
keep up the team spirit with your one common snivel, "I didn't
read that; here's what I thought of it." That's so funny that I
almost wish you could see one or both of the reasons why it is.
Note: The hoop you're to jump through here is a serial device.
Try not to wedge yourselves in by trying to do it together.
Thank you for this rant. I will keep it on file and use it to
substitute for you when you are not around.
Jade
You could also use it as toilet paper, if you get desperate.
That would make it an irritating rant and thusly giving the impotent
Bloviator much more than he deserves.
Jade
what is a bloviator, deadhaed?
--


jade hasn't said anything about my new sig, either, except that she said
that she did.

Rob "Mop Jockey" "Roberta" Wolfe
OFISHIAL Benevolent Dictator of AUK
HAotM, ConT, dw:OPP, ASPCA , HAND, FOAD
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--
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John Griffin
2007-10-18 18:44:00 UTC
Permalink
Post by Marcia
On 16 Oct 2007 23:32:59 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
in reply to today's version of crybaby "spooge's"
Post by Daedalus
I don't know
The story of your life in three words.
Stupid illiterate jade, you and your turd "spooge" really
should try to accept your condition and make the most you
possibly can of it. Your everyday mental vaporlock is
amusing, to be sure, and the "spooge" unit's painfully lame
attempts to express itself in an unfamiliar language form
(human) can be utterly hilarious, but still, it's mighty sad
in a way. Sometimes it seems that one or both of you might
actually believe that you're the equal of some hapless
normal human somewhere on the planet. Contriving that
affectation must have consumed an entire month's skimpy
supply of your low-wattage mental misfiring, and spewing
your daily variation of it, although poorly done, seems to
exhaust whatever piddly amount of work your weak brain can
manage before you yap your way close to actually being able
to say anything.
Since I'm such a nice guy, I have one more helpful
suggestion. Stop deluding yuorselves that if you had only
paid attention in school, you could have been as literate
and knowledgeable as the average thickheaded dullard. Your
unwillingness to participate in the learning experiences you
were offered is a sad thing that stifled your near-zero
potential, but really the problems are in your genes,
bimbos--specifically in that 21st chromosome your defective
parents gave you.
It's funny how the two of you, with virtually the same level
of intellect, namely very fuckin' little, and the same level
of lameness, namely very fuckin' much, can manage such a
contrast in tantrums resulting from the very same instance
of a normal human toying with you. His<snicker> childish,
rote mewling (especially the transparent externalization)
and your attempts to dissemble your rage and total
ineffectuality by turning your back and emitting another
variation of one of your scatterbrained remarks make for
some fine amusement. It's good that the two of you can
keep up the team spirit with your one common snivel, "I
didn't read that; here's what I thought of it." That's so
funny that I almost wish you could see one or both of the
reasons why it is.
Note: The hoop you're to jump through here is a serial
device. Try not to wedge yourselves in by trying to do it
together.
Thank you for this rant. I will keep it on file and use it to
substitute for you when you are not around.
Jade
You could also use it as toilet paper, if you get desperate.
Gee, a shit joke...from a foul fluffhead who apparently wipes her
ass on a computer monitor.

Marcia, you may NOT suck my unit.<gag> Don't even ask.

Illiterate jade is going to reply to you with "I wish I had said
that," but she'll conceal that message in some of her standard
ditzy vaporing, of course.
Daedalus
2007-10-18 18:50:15 UTC
Permalink
Post by John Griffin
Post by Marcia
On 16 Oct 2007 23:32:59 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
in reply to today's version of crybaby "spooge's"
Post by Daedalus
I don't know
The story of your life in three words.
Stupid illiterate jade, you and your turd "spooge" really
should try to accept your condition and make the most you
possibly can of it. Your everyday mental vaporlock is
amusing, to be sure, and the "spooge" unit's painfully lame
attempts to express itself in an unfamiliar language form
(human) can be utterly hilarious, but still, it's mighty sad
in a way. Sometimes it seems that one or both of you might
actually believe that you're the equal of some hapless
normal human somewhere on the planet. Contriving that
affectation must have consumed an entire month's skimpy
supply of your low-wattage mental misfiring, and spewing
your daily variation of it, although poorly done, seems to
exhaust whatever piddly amount of work your weak brain can
manage before you yap your way close to actually being able
to say anything.
Since I'm such a nice guy, I have one more helpful
suggestion. Stop deluding yuorselves that if you had only
paid attention in school, you could have been as literate
and knowledgeable as the average thickheaded dullard. Your
unwillingness to participate in the learning experiences you
were offered is a sad thing that stifled your near-zero
potential, but really the problems are in your genes,
bimbos--specifically in that 21st chromosome your defective
parents gave you.
It's funny how the two of you, with virtually the same level
of intellect, namely very fuckin' little, and the same level
of lameness, namely very fuckin' much, can manage such a
contrast in tantrums resulting from the very same instance
of a normal human toying with you. His<snicker> childish,
rote mewling (especially the transparent externalization)
and your attempts to dissemble your rage and total
ineffectuality by turning your back and emitting another
variation of one of your scatterbrained remarks make for
some fine amusement. It's good that the two of you can
keep up the team spirit with your one common snivel, "I
didn't read that; here's what I thought of it." That's so
funny that I almost wish you could see one or both of the
reasons why it is.
Note: The hoop you're to jump through here is a serial
device. Try not to wedge yourselves in by trying to do it
together.
Thank you for this rant. I will keep it on file and use it to
substitute for you when you are not around.
Jade
You could also use it as toilet paper, if you get desperate.
Gee, a shit joke...from a foul fluffhead who apparently wipes her
ass on a computer monitor.
Marcia, you may NOT suck my unit.<gag> Don't even ask.
Illiterate jade is going to reply to you with "I wish I had said
that," but she'll conceal that message in some of her standard
ditzy vaporing, of course.
Your crystal ball is on the fritz, Bloviator. I responded hours before
you did.

Jade
John Griffin
2007-10-18 18:32:47 UTC
Permalink
On 16 Oct 2007 23:32:59 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
in reply to today's version of crybaby "spooge's"
Post by Daedalus
I don't know
The story of your life in three words.
Stupid illiterate jade, you and your turd "spooge" really
should try to accept your condition and make the most you
possibly can of it. Your everyday mental vaporlock is
amusing, to be sure, and the "spooge" unit's painfully lame
attempts to express itself in an unfamiliar language form
(human) can be utterly hilarious, but still, it's mighty sad
in a way. Sometimes it seems that one or both of you might
actually believe that you're the equal of some hapless normal
human somewhere on the planet. Contriving that affectation
must have consumed an entire month's skimpy supply of your
low-wattage mental misfiring, and spewing your daily variation
of it, although poorly done, seems to exhaust whatever piddly
amount of work your weak brain can manage before you yap your
way close to actually being able to say anything.
Since I'm such a nice guy, I have one more helpful suggestion.
Stop deluding yuorselves that if you had only paid attention
in school, you could have been as literate and knowledgeable
as the average thickheaded dullard. Your unwillingness to
participate in the learning experiences you were offered is a
sad thing that stifled your near-zero potential, but really
the problems are in your genes, bimbos--specifically in that
21st chromosome your defective parents gave you.
It's funny how the two of you, with virtually the same level
of intellect, namely very fuckin' little, and the same level
of lameness, namely very fuckin' much, can manage such a
contrast in tantrums resulting from the very same instance of
a normal human toying with you. His<snicker> childish, rote
mewling (especially the transparent externalization) and your
attempts to dissemble your rage and total ineffectuality by
turning your back and emitting another variation of one of
your scatterbrained remarks make for some fine amusement.
It's good that the two of you can keep up the team spirit with
your one common snivel, "I didn't read that; here's what I
thought of it." That's so funny that I almost wish you could
see one or both of the reasons why it is.
Note: The hoop you're to jump through here is a serial
device. Try not to wedge yourselves in by trying to do it
together.
Thank you for this rant. I will keep it on file and use it to
substitute for you when you are not around.
<snicker> Thank you for jumping through the hoop. If you'd
learn to always follow orders like that whenever a normal person
stoops to try to help you overcome the painful fact that you're
permanently stuck being you, you'd be a vastly improved abnormal
person. Jump again as often as you feel the need. I'm glad to
provide these opportunities for you to reinforce your carefully
crafted delusion that your nothingness is a good and powerful
thing, bimbo.
spooge
2007-10-17 03:23:44 UTC
Permalink
Post by Daedalus
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:27:39 +0000 (UTC), spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy
than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing. Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
See and I thought it was just too hard for him to stem the foam tide
enough to consider lucid responses. You've clearly spotted the yellow
swath I previously missed.
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Second silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of
snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
Poor, poor defeated Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his inability to
respond where noted above -
P/SLAP/
Ever notice how the simpler the lifeform is, the more likely it is to
keep on moving after it has been trod upon?
I need a stick to scrape off this Johhny I have on my boot.
I don't know if this disposal method complies with k00k containment
regulations. If you leave a lump of Griffin on the ground, it will
inevitabley slither toward the next set of shoes coming down the path.
We'll try and herd it in the direction of Mo0ey and friends in amm-j.

She likes it! Hey Mo0ey!
--
Got respect for the sleepers
All the sleepers are dead
Daedalus
2007-10-17 14:36:42 UTC
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On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:23:44 +0000 (UTC), spooge
Post by spooge
Post by Daedalus
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:27:39 +0000 (UTC), spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Shitforbrains, writing as spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
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Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy
than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
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Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing. Hmm.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
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Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless Johnny.
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
See and I thought it was just too hard for him to stem the foam tide
enough to consider lucid responses. You've clearly spotted the yellow
swath I previously missed.
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Post by John Griffin
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Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Silent agreement noted, Johnny.
Second silent agreement noted, Johnny.
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shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Cowardly lack of response from Johnny noted.
Second cowardly lack of response noted, Johnny.
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-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of
snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak
If it was weak, you'd have countered my points, Johnny.
You can't, so you didn't. Johnny.
Poor, poor defeated Johnny.
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Post by spooge
-Snip unread the rest of the sad, sad frothing Johnny
mistakenly thought would distract people from his inability to
respond where noted above -
P/SLAP/
Ever notice how the simpler the lifeform is, the more likely it is to
keep on moving after it has been trod upon?
I need a stick to scrape off this Johhny I have on my boot.
I don't know if this disposal method complies with k00k containment
regulations. If you leave a lump of Griffin on the ground, it will
inevitabley slither toward the next set of shoes coming down the path.
We'll try and herd it in the direction of Mo0ey and friends in amm-j.
She likes it! Hey Mo0ey!
And Pam can pretend that his rants are brilliant arguments supporting
Michael Jackson as the greatest entertainer of all time.

Jade
Alan Smithee
2007-10-13 02:45:18 UTC
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Is THIS where John Griffuck hides? Shit, even the kooks in the Art
Bell UFO worship newsgroup thought Griffuck was too "out there." At
least he is in his own element here: a singles group so he can
self-date with pride. Stupid cretin inbred outhouse bug.
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby calling
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a mindless
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson fan
group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This leads
you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit harder than
usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy than the
average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic" you've
created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment that
you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable on-line
time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote. Nobody with any
intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on Usenet,
Johnny?
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Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your pants
twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of snot
and tears dripping over face ever since. It's obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the other
astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings up a couple
of serious questions. Since you actually are so fucking stupid
as to think that mentioning a name here constitutes stalking, and
so even more fucking stupid that you think your next googlespaz
will turn up some support such idiocy, you won't understand these
questions. Get your mommy to wipe those tears and all that
fucking snot off your face and explain them to you.
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself. At
least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten as you
know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal shrieks
could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes from holding
back those suckers, you know, and your laughable attempts to
pretend that you don't hurt yourself here don't come close to
relieving that pressure. Also, stop telling yourself that you
don't cry about getting slapped around in newsgroups; even you
can't be dumb enough to credit such an obvious facade. Bounce
off some walls, stamp your feet, bawl like a baby, so you won't
need to warehouse any more of that mindless anger in the ordure
between your ears. I'm hoping this advice might lead you to far
better performances here. They can't get any more feeble, you
know. Once you face the facts about yourself, we'll work on
trying to find some way to elevate your bleating above the
kindergarten/swish level. After that, we'll try to teach you to
do something other than parrot the years of cretinous mewling you
currently need to recycle.
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you know,
your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero (Yes,
everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if that's your
very own neologism, be proud for real just this once, and define
it for the thousands of people who read this shit in your
fantasies <snicker>.
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most recent
pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly suggests that your
eyes might be closer to your temples than to each other, slanting
upward somewhat and facing outward, and separated by a wide, flat
space where a normal human has the bridge of his nose. Are your
eyes all that?
John Griffin
2007-10-14 17:36:32 UTC
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Post by Alan Smithee
Is THIS where John Griffuck hides? Shit, even the kooks in
the Art Bell UFO worship newsgroup thought Griffuck was too
"out there." At least he is in his own element here: a
singles group so he can self-date with pride. Stupid cretin
inbred outhouse bug.
A spew of jealousy and resentment (in that sort of thick matrix
of idiocy) is always fun. Thank you, stupid top-posting punk.
Let's hear more of that copy-and-paste infantile spew. (By the
way, you should have said "Johnny." That's damn near obligatory
for your level of lameness and mindless (duh) anger.) It's just
mildly amusing that you weren't able to count past one in the
newsgroups header, but it isn't even mildly surprising.

Are you dimly (your apparent maximum) aware of the fact that a
genuine "stupid cretin inbred outhouse bug" <snicker> would call
you "Smithfuck"? Sure, only the lamest of that species could do
that, but answer the question anyway, punk.
Post by Alan Smithee
On 11 Oct 2007 17:07:52 GMT, John Griffin
Post by John Griffin
Consumed by his ongoing tantrum, the illiterate crybaby
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Crying his eyes out and stamping his tiny feet in a
mindless (duh) rage, imbecile spooge
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Aww, you miss her. You poor boy.
Post by John Griffin
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope
you're okay, but this is cause for concern.
Stalker.
Mind you, it does explain why you like the OJ Simpson
fan group.
Cretins like you usually can hold out for several weeks
before they need to resort to the "johnny" thing. This
leads you to believe that I've been slapping you a bit
harder than usual, but no, it's just that you're more pussy
than the average cretin.
You're "slapping" me, Johnny?
Oh, my. So being "slapped" by you feels like.... nothing.
Hmm.
Poor Johnny. Poor, sad, weak, inconsequential, powerless
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
Post by John Griffin
Little spooge to bigger kid: "My friends are better than
your friends! nyah nyah nyah..."
Ten-year-old: "You don't know my friends. Are you
stupid?"
Little spooge: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He's stalking me!"
You spewed a fine example of cretin logic there, airhead.
In view of the fact that I didn't write what you've
attributed to me, the only cretin behind the "logic"
you've created would be: you.
Tell me I should be surprised that you didn't see the
parallel to your idiotic bleating.
No sane person would see a connection between my comment
that you devote an inordinate amount of your considerable
on-line time to Jade, and the childish shit you wrote.
Nobody with any intelligence would.
The surprise you feel is on being called out on your
stupidity, Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
BTW, if you had any reading skills you'd have understood
that I was commenting on your stalking of Jade, you
dimwit.
<snicker> Yes,
Your concession that my assessment is correct is noted,
Johnny.
Post by John Griffin
shitforbrains, you declared that a mention of
jade's name constitutes stalking and then you proceeded via
cretin logic to make a totally idiotic remark pursuant to
that totally idiotic remark. When you do something as
fucking hilariously dumb as that, it doesn't matter who
you're shrieking at or who you're shrieking about. You're a
joke.
Would it help you to see the error of your ways if someone
Googled up the number of times you've typed 'Jade' on
Usenet, Johnny?
Post by John Griffin
Post by spooge
-snip the rest of Johnny's wine unread -
heh heh heh heh heh heh
Watch me make him say that again... nyuk nyuk
Hilarious, umbrageous punk. Hilarious. You pissed your
pants twice reading that, and you've had a steady stream of
snot and tears dripping over face ever since. It's
obvious.
For someone with a single digit IQ, you have quite an
imagination. Or is that residule effects of having been
dropped on your head as an infant?
Hmmm, Johnny?
Punk, that hilariously weak little fit, along with all the
other astonishingly stupid outbursts you've posted, brings up
a couple of serious questions. Since you actually are so
fucking stupid as to think that mentioning a name here
constitutes stalking, and so even more fucking stupid that you
think your next googlespaz will turn up some support such
idiocy, you won't understand these questions. Get your mommy
to wipe those tears and all that fucking snot off your face
and explain them to you.
Before posting your next snivelfest, try to calm yourself. At
least take a few deep breaths, and count as close to ten as
you know how. Letting out a few of those pent-up primal
shrieks could be helpful, too. Part of your pain here comes
from holding back those suckers, you know, and your laughable
attempts to pretend that you don't hurt yourself here don't
come close to relieving that pressure. Also, stop telling
yourself that you don't cry about getting slapped around in
newsgroups; even you can't be dumb enough to credit such an
obvious facade. Bounce off some walls, stamp your feet, bawl
like a baby, so you won't need to warehouse any more of that
mindless anger in the ordure between your ears. I'm hoping
this advice might lead you to far better performances here.
They can't get any more feeble, you know. Once you face the
facts about yourself, we'll work on trying to find some way to
elevate your bleating above the kindergarten/swish level.
After that, we'll try to teach you to do something other than
parrot the years of cretinous mewling you currently need to
recycle.
Here are the two serious questions...
What's "residule"? This is an important question. As you
know, your originality reading is zero point zerozerozero
(Yes, everything must be spelled out for your kind), so if
that's your very own neologism, be proud for real just this
once, and define it for the thousands of people who read this
shit in your fantasies <snicker>.
Everything you've ever posted, and especially this most recent
pair of hilariously sorry outbursts, strongly suggests that
your eyes might be closer to your temples than to each other,
slanting upward somewhat and facing outward, and separated by
a wide, flat space where a normal human has the bridge of his
nose. Are your eyes all that?
j***@gmail.com
2007-10-12 07:23:24 UTC
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Post by John Griffin
Hi Jade!
Maybe you're just asleep at the switch. I sure hope you're okay,
but this is cause for concern.
The verbal wank below (see the lines starting with "> ") actually
appeared in these newsgroups. You know I'm not making this up
because, being a nice guy and all, I would never ever, under any
circumstances, make up something that portrays you or one of your
toothless runts as having a fractional or maybe even negative IQ.
This one actually did that (again), and apparently does have. Of
course I'll continue to read such stuff and laugh every time you
and the other mental runts are herded into doing this kind of
thing to yourselves.
The reason this makes me wonder if you died is that if true to
form, you would have already posted a followup saying <see
below>.
actually spewed the stupefyingly lame idiocy below in a followup
to a post. Yes, lame jade, a post. The very post that slapped it
out of him. The very post that he was unable to find, right there
on his screen. Pretty goddamned funny, eh?
Pardon me? Did you write something somewhere? Could you direct
me to this alleged post of yours?
Again, I did not make that up. It's an actual reply to an actual
post. This is a depressing illustration of what might happen
when a congenitally brain-damaged cull gets repeatedly slapped
upside the head with a large dense object, probably alternating
sides every week or so, but...
...where, Airhead, is your "Good work, spooge"?
Besides finding out if you're as close to okay as a decerebrate
airhead can be, I remind you that you have a duty to suckle this
protosimian punk (virtually, of course).
Say it, Dumb Jade. We know you want to. We know you need to.
hope you plan on further displays of your amusing ignorance and
world class lameness. Do your part to alleviate the cretin
shortage and the dearth of laughingstocks
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