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Indeed, the gloves did not fit, so the jury, despite the shenanigans of the evil law puppies, HAD to acquit!
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S***@gmail.com
2007-09-15 16:48:15 UTC
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As they say in court:
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"

Those evil charlatans at LAPD tried to frame our hero, OJ Simpson. It
didn't work though.

And, likewise, this Vegas thing is just a frame-up. Don't worry, our
hero will be getting off on this, also. And let's hope the esteemed
Johnny Cochran returns. Not only to win the case, but to also help
our hero win a very large award from the evil, corrupt LVPD and those
in the DA's (no, not district attorney's, but dumb asses) department.
h***@gmail.com
2007-09-15 16:51:00 UTC
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Post by S***@gmail.com
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
Those evil charlatans at LAPD tried to frame our hero, OJ Simpson. It
didn't work though.
And, likewise, this Vegas thing is just a frame-up. Don't worry, our
hero will be getting off on this, also. And let's hope the esteemed
Johnny Cochran returns.
OMFG ZOMBIE JOHNNY COCHRAN!
--
Huey
n***@million
2007-09-15 17:13:10 UTC
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Post by h***@gmail.com
Post by S***@gmail.com
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
Those evil charlatans at LAPD tried to frame our hero, OJ Simpson. It
didn't work though.
And, likewise, this Vegas thing is just a frame-up. Don't worry, our
hero will be getting off on this, also. And let's hope the esteemed
Johnny Cochran returns.
OMFG ZOMBIE JOHNNY COCHRAN!
--
Huey
Think of it this way: if Johnny can't do it, no one can!

DCI
John Griffin
2007-09-16 10:07:56 UTC
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Post by n***@million
Post by h***@gmail.com
Post by S***@gmail.com
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
Those evil charlatans at LAPD tried to frame our hero, OJ
Simpson. It didn't work though.
And, likewise, this Vegas thing is just a frame-up. Don't
worry, our hero will be getting off on this, also. And
let's hope the esteemed Johnny Cochran returns.
OMFG ZOMBIE JOHNNY COCHRAN!
--
Huey
Think of it this way: if Johnny can't do it, no one can!
There are lots of people who believe that some guy named Jesus
did what "SincereQuestioner" is hoping for. This could be lots
worse, though. The Jesus unit was dead for only three days and
his carcass was stored in some kind of cave, so he was probably
just starting to stink.
Kim
2007-09-15 20:02:32 UTC
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Post by h***@gmail.com
Post by S***@gmail.com
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
Those evil charlatans at LAPD tried to frame our hero, OJ Simpson.
It didn't work though.
And, likewise, this Vegas thing is just a frame-up. Don't worry,
our hero will be getting off on this, also. And let's hope the
esteemed Johnny Cochran returns.
OMFG ZOMBIE JOHNNY COCHRAN!
If the brain tastes like shit - you must acquit.
--
Kim
www.thedarwinexception.wordpress.com
* I deserve more than this from life. I'm not sure how *much* more, but
I'm thinking Jessica Biel's life with my brain would be a good starting
point. (Jenn McNanna)*
Glenn Dowdy
2007-09-17 15:06:57 UTC
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Post by h***@gmail.com
Post by S***@gmail.com
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
Those evil charlatans at LAPD tried to frame our hero, OJ Simpson.
It didn't work though.
And, likewise, this Vegas thing is just a frame-up. Don't worry,
our hero will be getting off on this, also. And let's hope the
esteemed Johnny Cochran returns.
OMFG ZOMBIE JOHNNY COCHRAN!
If the brain tastes like shit - you must acquit.
If the grave won't hold'em, you better fold'em.

Glenn D.
XXX
2007-09-15 20:37:08 UTC
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Post by S***@gmail.com
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
Those evil charlatans at LAPD tried to frame our hero, OJ Simpson. It
didn't work though.
And, likewise, this Vegas thing is just a frame-up. Don't worry, our
hero will be getting off on this, also. And let's hope the esteemed
Johnny Cochran returns. Not only to win the case, but to also help
our hero win a very large award from the evil, corrupt LVPD and those
in the DA's (no, not district attorney's, but dumb asses) department.
That would be a feat, since Johnny Cochran is dead.
R***@MTtestdriver.com
2007-09-16 16:30:10 UTC
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Post by S***@gmail.com
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
Pardon my impertinence if that was meant to be sarcasm, but it's not
'oh yes, etc.' See:

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/moyez.html
Justin Hiltscher
2007-09-18 17:40:00 UTC
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Post by S***@gmail.com
"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
Pardon my impertinence if that was meant to be sarcasm, but it's not
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/moyez.html
Huh, I thought it was a popular reference: Chicago

"Oh, yes, they both..
Oh, yes, they both..
reached for the gun, the gun, the gun!"

Justin "For the gun" Hiltscher
a***@yahoo.com
2007-09-17 18:29:36 UTC
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"Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!"
I'll have what she's having.
Obwon-Gandalf-Hope IV
2007-09-17 19:44:42 UTC
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------- FOLKS NEED TO EASE UP ON SIMPSON ... O.J. DIDN'T ACQUIT
HIMSELF!

HIS "FELLOW" MINORITIES ON THE JURY EMPLOYED THE CONCEPT OF
"NULLIFICATION" ...

...to secure his release. The jury's blacks, desiring to give
"payback" to the white "community" for 250 years of "oppression,"
voted NOT GUILTY in spite of the overwhelming evidence to the
contrary! The rest of the jury had little choice but to acquiesce,
unless they wished to be separated from their families for an
additional, indeterminate period of time.

NULLIFICATION. It's a tactic the soon-to-be Confederate States used
before the Civil War to ignore or "nullify" federal laws that hobbled
slavery.

So, don't heap TOTAL opprobrium upon Simpson just because he walked.
He needed help, and he got it.

As for the Vegas caper, he'll beat this, too!

Wait and see ... and you'll know why.

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c***@gmail.com
2007-09-29 16:36:03 UTC
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Post by Obwon-Gandalf-Hope IV
------- FOLKS NEED TO EASE UP ON SIMPSON ... O.J. DIDN'T ACQUIT
HIMSELF!
HIS "FELLOW" MINORITIES ON THE JURY EMPLOYED THE CONCEPT OF
"NULLIFICATION" ...
...to secure his release. The jury's blacks, desiring to give
"payback" to the white "community" for 250 years of "oppression,"
voted NOT GUILTY in spite of the overwhelming evidence to the
contrary! The rest of the jury had little choice but to acquiesce,
unless they wished to be separated from their families for an
additional, indeterminate period of time.
NULLIFICATION. It's a tactic the soon-to-be Confederate States used
before the Civil War to ignore or "nullify" federal laws that hobbled
slavery.
So, don't heap TOTAL opprobrium upon Simpson just because he walked.
He needed help, and he got it.
As for the Vegas caper, he'll beat this, too!
Wait and see ... and you'll know why.
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