Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.

[p***@goodtimessociety.net]

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.

The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar
predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus
negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes
disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known
only as, and exacerbated by Global Warming. Though for communities
of the time, then dependent largely on agricultural industries, this
was
known as the beginning of the end times or the apocalypse.
The event of Venus' orbit pulling the moon away from us only happens
once every 60,000 to 70,000 years and coincides with landmark claims
of human survival such as the book of Genesis and the predictions of
the Maya.

In order to thwart this new enemy, or threat from outer space as I
like to call it, we need to re-engineer the moons orbit back to a
position agreeable with life on earth. This should be the sole focus
of Global Warming talks and endeavours.

That new bomb the Russians invented should do the trick. Just detonate
it alongside the trajectory of the moon and nudge it back into
place. Do this every once in a while and we'll have a very nice planet
to
live on for a long time to come. If not, then it is Hell On Road Off,
as the heat of Gehenna burn us all to death.


Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape
the damnation of Gehenna?" - Jesus Christ

"Control the trajectory of the moon, and you control the seasons,
control the seasons, and you control the weather,
control the weather, and you control global warming,
control global warming, and you control the temperature of the earth.
and that is how we escape." - Beelzebub

And when you look up to the sky and see the sun, the moon and the
stars
all the heavenly array-do not be enticed into bowing down to them and
worshiping things the LORD your God has apportioned
to all the nations under heaven. Deuteronomy 4:19



Sincerely yours,


Norman Christian Hoffmann
HAMC

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Post by p***@goodtimessociety.net
Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar
predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus
negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes
disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known
only as, and exacerbated by Global Warming. Though for communities
of the time, then dependent largely on agricultural industries, this
was
known as the beginning of the end times or the apocalypse.
The event of Venus' orbit pulling the moon away from us only happens
once every 60,000 to 70,000 years and coincides with landmark claims
of human survival such as the book of Genesis and the predictions of
the Maya.
In order to thwart this new enemy, or threat from outer space as I
like to call it, we need to re-engineer the moons orbit back to a
position agreeable with life on earth. This should be the sole focus
of Global Warming talks and endeavours.
That new bomb the Russians invented should do the trick. Just detonate
it alongside the trajectory of the moon and nudge it back into
place. Do this every once in a while and we'll have a very nice planet
to
live on for a long time to come. If not, then it is Hell On Road Off,
as the heat of Gehenna burn us all to death.
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape
the damnation of Gehenna?" - Jesus Christ
"Control the trajectory of the moon, and you control the seasons,
control the seasons, and you control the weather,
control the weather, and you control global warming,
control global warming, and you control the temperature of the earth.
and that is how we escape." - Beelzebub
And when you look up to the sky and see the sun, the moon and the
stars
all the heavenly array-do not be enticed into bowing down to them and
worshiping things the LORD your God has apportioned
to all the nations under heaven. Deuteronomy 4:19
Sincerely yours,
Norman Christian Hoffmann
HAMC
www.Goodtimessociety.net
www.Goodtimessociety.net
www.Goodtimessociety.net
www.Goodtimessociety.net
www.Goodtimessociety.net
www.Goodtimessociety.net
www.Goodtimessociety.net
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[John Griffin]

Post by p***@goodtimessociety.net
Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar
predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus
negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes
disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known
only as, and exacerbated by Global Warming. Though for
communities of the time, then dependent largely on
agricultural industries, this was
known as the beginning of the end times or the apocalypse.
The event of Venus' orbit pulling the moon away from us only
happens once every 60,000 to 70,000 years and coincides with
landmark claims of human survival such as the book of Genesis
and the predictions of the Maya.
In order to thwart this new enemy, or threat from outer space
as I like to call it, we need to re-engineer the moons orbit
back to a position agreeable with life on earth. This should
be the sole focus of Global Warming talks and endeavours.
That new bomb the Russians invented should do the trick. Just
detonate it alongside the trajectory of the moon and nudge it
back into place. Do this every once in a while and we'll have
a very nice planet to
live on for a long time to come. If not, then it is Hell On
Road Off, as the heat of Gehenna burn us all to death.
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape
the damnation of Gehenna?" - Jesus Christ
"Control the trajectory of the moon, and you control the
seasons, control the seasons, and you control the weather,
control the weather, and you control global warming,
control global warming, and you control the temperature of the
earth. and that is how we escape." - Beelzebub
And when you look up to the sky and see the sun, the moon and
the stars
all the heavenly array-do not be enticed into bowing down to
them and worshiping things the LORD your God has apportioned
to all the nations under heaven. Deuteronomy 4:19
Sincerely yours,
Norman Christian Hoffmann
HAMC

Nice spoof of the blathering of a fucking idiot, Norman.