On the long hot summer day of Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:06:31 +0000, Karen
Post by KarenPost by PyrateJohnYou are a "retired" truckstop waitress
You wish.
I never worked ONE day or ONE hour in my entire life as a waitress. More
of the thousands of LIES you've told about me and now are so delusional
that you believe them. I have always been capable of EARNING far more
MONEY than YOU have. When I inherited money, I invested it so I could
have nice dividend checks coming in every month. YOU? You bought a
motorcycle and paid bills with your inheritance. I don't have DEBTS.
I've never had to work for tips, either, Big Spender.
and you drive an older GMC
I drive a 2000 BLAZER which I bought to tow my travel trailer. I had a
BUICK at the time, but have since sold it. Ask Hickey if I was driving a
blue Buick station wagon. You are so close with him and visit him EVERY
TIME you go to New Orleans... What's the matter? Doesn't he have anymore
tales to tell you about me?
Post by PyrateJohnI was living ina house near the beach.
Yeah....right across the street. And you put on your bikini trunks every
day to swim in the ocean. I'm in the water thousands of time more than
you've been or ever will be. I doubt you know how to swim.
You were living in a $350/
Post by PyrateJohnmonth apartment in Bremerton, Washington, which is a town notoriously
dusty and grimy.
I live in a nice condo that I paid CASH for when I moved here and its
assessed value is 3x that now. Rent for identical condos to mine are
$900 per month the last I heard. I ordered a new patio door/screen
today to be installed in 3 weeks. It cost $1340 and I gave the advance
man a check for $650 deposit. There is NOTHING "dusty or grimy" about
Bremerton, WA. We have incredibly clean and fresh air here, year around.
No noticeable humidity, no bugs, no snakes, no alligators, no hurricanes,
no tornadoes, not even thunder and lightning. You can have your fucking
FLORIDA (sorry Jose). You knew that very early on about me....I don't
like FL and now I HATE it because you squatted there (and soiled the place
by your presence).
I see you are STILL trying to get out as many lies about me as you can
before you get squeezed out of here. You fucked up AGAIN by getting
yourself in a corner with no way out so you have to try to "save face" now
before you pretend to leave. That's a WAY OF LIFE with you...always
trying to save face after you've fucked up, yet again.
You had about 3.5 years on ngs to spread all the SHIT about me that you
could without opposition, attacking about 20 different people claiming
they were KAREN, using them to claim even more vile crap about me. Those
days are OVER for you. The only reason ALL your emails aren't available
for everyone to read is that I just never felt like devoting the time to
try to wade through them and figure out how to get them onto a webpage
with some kind of organization. But I have them all and if you don't stop
the slander and harassment I will see that your sorry ass (in your own
words) gets spread all over so people can see for themselves how you LIED
and led me on. There was NO suicide counseling. They will see how you
strongly urged me to make a camping trip I wasn't keen on doing, but I
went on your advice....and lost Cattail. I blame YOU for losing one of
the best and most precious things in my life.
Then you "advised" me to ignore the lump on my face...it would "go away"
like yours did. A HS friend insisted I get it checked and it turned out
to be malignant and the cancer is in my entire lymph system and also in my
bone marrow. What if I had listened to YOU and "ignored it"? With you
for a friend for a couple of years, I sure as hell didn't need any enemies
ever since.
Then when I told you I had cancer, all you could say was "Oh Karen" and
the next I heard, you weren't going to write to me at all for awhile till
you could "put yourself in my shoes". Why didn't I pull the plug on you
right then? You never WERE any good and you never WILL be!!
Post by PyrateJohnYeah, yeah, yeah ... you will claim that I didn't "really" own the
house. Yet when we sold it I walked away from the closing table with
the biggest check in the house - tell us all how that one works.
Are you confessing something here???????? You don't REALLY want me to
tell everybody "how that worked". This time I'm going to take the "high
road" ... but it's not easy for me.
Post by PyrateJohnWhen you actually get around to figuring out how this vast transfer of
your immense wealth <snicker, snicker> was supposed to occur, then feel
free to post the details for all to see.
Let's just say, "history might have repeated itself" if you'd been smart
enough to keep our *date* and sweet-talk me enough to loan you some money;
instead you fucked up yet AGAIN...and now here you are more than 4 years
later still trying to pretend you were some kind of "victim". You lived on
a fucking public street. You are NOT in the pictures I took as I drove
past your house. I did NOTHING WRONG. I just shouldn't have sent them to
you, but at some later time, posted them on the internet. I still thought
back then that it was better to keep our private affairs private, but you
have no DIGNITY and had to go whinging to the whole internet and still
are. Did you call your mother, too, and play "victim", CRYBABY?
Have you EVER in your miserable life TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING? What
is wrong with you? I can tell that your sisters, their husbands and your
mother are GOOD people and I believe that your father was a good person,
too. Why did you become SCUM of the earth and a con-artist, a THIEF, an
ABUSER of women? There is not ONE person that gets near you that you
don't USE to somehow make your life better. You are even USING whatever
it is you claim to be doing now to write and brag about and to add to your
"personal resume".
Is there NOTHING that you don't write about to draw attention to yourself?
I guess we haven't heard about your bowel movements yet...or maybe I
missed that. You about made me sick with all your detailed descriptions
of the scores of women you'd been with. Why were you talking about SEX
all the time with me if you were supposedly "counseling me about suicide"
(which is another LIE that you made up to cover your ass)? I've been
writing to "Jose Gaspar" for 10 years now and we aren't writing about that
topic. That's all YOU and HICKEY wanted me for.....to "chat" about SEX
and try to convince me (and yourselves) what "studs" you were. I don't
believe you are any better at THAT than you are anything else. If so, you
wouldn't be losing EVERY woman and advertising for another one. If you
were any GOOD in bed, they'd stay.
Do you know that Hickey was married twice? His second wife didn't tell
him of her plans but one Christmas Day she abruptly walked out on him and
never came back. She filed for divorce and married his HS math
teacher...Brother Lloyd. His first wife died awhile after he divorced her
because she had GAINED WEIGHT. Their daughter refused to hang around with
any white kids and after her mother died, he was so distraught about her
only hanging with blacks that he sent her for counseling and when that
didn't work, he had her commited to a mental institution.
Guess who started the *rumour* that I was in a mental institution and
escaped before I moved to Washington? Hickey claimed that he "knew" that
and there was a lot of talk about obtaining my "medical records" but
somehow they were never produced...because there weren't any to be
produced!! You picked up on that and also tried to get records sent to
you. Where are they? More of your bullshit and spreading lies and gossip
without a SHRED of evidence. And you wonder why I loathe you and want to
see you behind bars? Not only because of what you've done to me but what
you have done to OTHER WOMEN....they have been hurt by more than just
words. They don't have the type of personality or the courage to stand up
to you, but *I* DO!!! I've already gotten you to reveal a GREAT DEAL
about yourself and you just revealed some more.
You have to be one of the DUMBEST people I've ever encountered.
You're just going to take that Unabomber Surprise and run off laughing.
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In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
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Grading scale follows questions.
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