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2007-09-19 07:49:12 UTC
What's the difference between OJ and Batman?
Batman can go to Las Vegas without Robin.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded OJ and two friends?
A victim.
OJ and ten friends?
Coach.
OJ and two hundred friends?
Warden.
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OJ's body was found in the desert on the outskirts of Las Vegas. OJ
had been bound hand and foot, stabbed seventeen times, and had six
bullet wounds in his body. "What's your verdict, sheriff?" asked a
reporter. "Worst case of suicide I ever saw!" replied the lawman.
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A Jew, a Hindu and OJ were driving in the country one night when their
car broke down. They walked to a nearby farm house and asked if they
could spend the night. The farmer told them yes, but he only had two
extra beds but he had a clean barn full of fresh straw and one of them
would have to spend the night there.
The Jew said he had spent several years on a kibutz in Israel and
sleeping in a barn wouldn't bother him. Out to the barn goes the Jew
and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a
knock at the door and there stood the Jew. He said he couldn't sleep
in the barn because there was a pig in the barn and his religion
forbid it.
The Hindu said no problem, he had grown up in Bombay and he wouldn't
have a problem sleeping in a clean barn with a pig. Out to the barn
goes the Hindu and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later
there was a knock at the door and there stood the Hindu. He said he
couldn't sleep in the barn because there was a cow in the barn and his
religion forbid it.
OJ said no problem, he had grown up in Oakland and there was no way a
pig or a cow was going to keep him from a good nights sleep. Out to
the barn goes the nigger and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen
minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the pig
and the cow.
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Batman can go to Las Vegas without Robin.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded OJ and two friends?
A victim.
OJ and ten friends?
Coach.
OJ and two hundred friends?
Warden.
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OJ's body was found in the desert on the outskirts of Las Vegas. OJ
had been bound hand and foot, stabbed seventeen times, and had six
bullet wounds in his body. "What's your verdict, sheriff?" asked a
reporter. "Worst case of suicide I ever saw!" replied the lawman.
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A Jew, a Hindu and OJ were driving in the country one night when their
car broke down. They walked to a nearby farm house and asked if they
could spend the night. The farmer told them yes, but he only had two
extra beds but he had a clean barn full of fresh straw and one of them
would have to spend the night there.
The Jew said he had spent several years on a kibutz in Israel and
sleeping in a barn wouldn't bother him. Out to the barn goes the Jew
and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a
knock at the door and there stood the Jew. He said he couldn't sleep
in the barn because there was a pig in the barn and his religion
forbid it.
The Hindu said no problem, he had grown up in Bombay and he wouldn't
have a problem sleeping in a clean barn with a pig. Out to the barn
goes the Hindu and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later
there was a knock at the door and there stood the Hindu. He said he
couldn't sleep in the barn because there was a cow in the barn and his
religion forbid it.
OJ said no problem, he had grown up in Oakland and there was no way a
pig or a cow was going to keep him from a good nights sleep. Out to
the barn goes the nigger and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen
minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the pig
and the cow.
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